Reporting from Millbrook.
Two years ago the coach of Millbrook Midgets lead his team valiantly to top of the ChopStar Nation. Last year he didn't fair as well, but still lead a decent campaign keeping his team in the middle of the pack. Now it is 2010 and the Midgets have been dealt not one, but two, season altering -- season ending? -- injuries. First, Sidney Rice. Out for most likely the rest of the season. He may come back, but who knows. Really, can T.J. Houshmandzadeh replace Sidney Rice? Not likely.
And this last Sunday the Midgets lost their leading RB, Ryan Grant, for the entire season. Now they are hoping Darren McFadden will fill their open RB slot, but we fear like others that have hoped for anything from an Oakland Raider the Midgets will get nothing but heartbreak.
But the Midgets did eek out a first week win (needing all the wins they can get), so we cannot rule them out of post season contention just yet.
When called to comment on these devastating injuries, Mr. Murphy said, "What? Who the hell is this?"
When asked to elaborate on his previous comments, Mr. Murphy went on to say, "Why the fuck are you calling me at four in the morning?"
And with that he abruptly ended the interview, one can only assume in frustration at his current fantasy football woes. Fear not faithful Nationers. We will continue to pursue this story. Possible later, much later, tonight.
This has been ETL your CSNFFLC
2 comments:
Could this be karma biting Mr. Murphy in ass for not paying his league dues in a timely manner?
Should those other dead-motherfucking-beats that haven't paid up either be worried too?
Whose to say? But, I would sure hate to tempt fate like that.
the lord will provide.
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