The Buck Nasty (no surprise) have clinched a playoff berth.
The top eight teams move on to the playoffs, so the season is far from over. Keep fighting the good fight, Nationers. But, still, I am sad we are over half done with the season. I wish we had suspended-animation chambers that I could crawl into just after the Superbowl, not to be woken from until late August, when I can start mapping out my pre-season rankings. Why don't we have things like that? Scientist really are a bunch goldbricking assholes that waste their time doing useless things like mapping genomes and trying to prove that human beings have some negative effect on the planet. These guys need to quit working on these crazy Liberal fantasies, and need to get back to some tangible achievements. This is a call for all you scientists out there: get off your asses and get some Fantasy Football suspended-animation pods in the works. How hard could it be?
In other much less important news...TheGreenpiontAttack! has also clinched a playoff berth, but no one really cares...not us, not his mother, not his father, not his wife, not GOD.
And in other even less important news....Billy Cueto is still dead.
ETL, CSNFFLC
