Here is the news for Monday Night:
GreenpointAttack! just needs his DEF and his TE to combine for 64.89 to sweep a quick win over The Buck Nasty. Easy peasy. Don't fret CPD. I believe in you.
As for The Archbishop vs. Marshall. This is the battle of Joe Flacco going head to head with Dwayne Bowe, with Marshall coming in to tonight's games with just a little under a 4 point surplus. I give the edge to the Bishop on this one. Sorry Marshall. Hope for lots of Flacco throws lots of interceptions to Revis...not an out of the realm hope.
The big question for tonight is can the SackBags RBs and the Jets DEF come on strong. The only problem is the TheFightingFighters have a little someone named RAY RICE in their back pocket, not to mention the Raven's DEF, which will certainly eat up Sanchez. Pick: Welcome to ChopStar Nation, Coach Haber, you are coming in with a strong week 1 win.
Millbrook Midgets will soundly thump the Leaping Lazaruses, who really got no help from any of their players this week. Maybe the Laz should start looking to make some trades. Just saying.
The Warriors come into tonight with nearly an 11 point surplus over the Gillemonters. And they will need it. The Monsters have Malcom Floyd and Derrick Mason, along with their kicker, yet to play. But the Warriors will be debuting their rookie RB, the Charger's own Ryan Matthews, and he could end being a monster, not an Arian Foster monster, but a monster. I am predicting the Warriors walk away with the win.
Now for the battle for the windy city. Thunderhorses have put all their points up and have just over 11 points over the Flu. The Flu needs Philip Rivers to have a so-so game against a terrible defense. Who knew Sims-Walker wouldn't catch a ball? The inner city Chicago battle will most assuredly go to the SwineFlu.
That's what is happening in the Nation. Let the Smack Talk fly, motherfuckers.
ETL, CSNFFLC
3 comments:
I think that we, as a nation, need to take a moment and acknowledge what happened yesterday.
On the first Sunday of the season, when our players are nervous, skittish, maybe a little tight, the Buck Nasty put over 150 points -- a total that may go on as the highest score for the entire season.
TheGreenpointAttack!, that noble band of brothers, are certainly saddened by our loss and curse the City of Brotherly Love for their horrible, horrible football team, but nonetheless recognize the extraordinary performance of the Buck Nasty. Tho' we are a broken, bloody, bloated corpse of a football team, we are honored to have witnessed what might be the finest game of the season.
Slow clap, my friends. Slow clap.
Pussy. No wonder we kicked the shit out of you.
Let this be the night that all you panty-waste mo-fos recognized the awesome power that is the Sack Bags. I had not one, not two, but all three of my god-damned pansy-assed wide receivers pull in below 4-point scores, a running back with 1.40 numbers, and had only the Jets defense and a running back named Charles to save me. Oh. And GOD. Who hearts us. Because we are sackbags.
Oh, and, um, ETL....your money is on its way...
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