We have our third team registered.
The coach of God Hearts Sackbags, our rather illustrious winner of the ChopStar Nation 2009, has graced us by registering his team this very afternoon. He is currently unemployed and probably has little else to do, so really the question that needs to be begged is what took the guy so damn long. Bygones now, as J. Manuel Gonzales, the coach, of the Sackbags is all registered (as of yet unpaid, but we will bother him about that later). He has unfortunately decided to keep his team's unfortunate name, proving him to be...what? Superstitious? Lazy? Or does he really believe putting "God Hearts" in front of any old word will give his fantasy football team some sort of divine protection?
We will, more than likely, delve deeper into the wishes, wants, and desires that plow through the mind of JMG at a later date. This blog has lots of space for just such silly things.
Who will be our fourth? I am all a twitter with anticipation.
ETL
CSNFFLC
2 comments:
thanks for tagging this post about me Mexican, god, and bags of sack, which doesn't even make sense. in case anyone is curious -- and i know you all are -- i got the original name, wank wank sack bags, from my copy of the Complete Guide to Nevada Cat Houses, which comes with a glossary in the back for commonly used Cat House terms, and also blank pages where you can take notes and rate cat houses and their cat house employees. i added the God midway through the season when facing down the dreaded Ayatollah, who we all suspected might have been calling upon his heathen, false god in order to win himself some games. ha. showed him whose false god was stronger. don't go messing with a god with sack bags, my friends.
Oh, look at me, I'm Manuel and I have an excuse for everything. I read things like the Complete Guide to Nevada Cat Houses...blah, blah, blah.
Let me tell you something, Mr. Coach of the God Hearts Sackbags...you can do all the book learnin' you want on all the whore houses you want, and it don't mean a tinker's damn. You can attack the Ayatollahs all you want, but you're still named after a bunch a whores. Heathens, false gods, etc. Wait a second...I don't even know what any of that means...
Okay, I have to take a minute here. I've been drinking and now my head, it be a swimming. Shit...what was my point? I no longer recall.
Best of luck to God and Sackbags and whomever the two shall love.
This has been,
Scott Lindvall
Brother of the CSNFFLC
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