Another ChopStar Nationer has registered. Our 2009 sleeping dark horse, and third place winner, has signed in and changed his team's name. Colin P. Delaney, the coach of 2009's Kirketeers is now the coach of the 2010's TheGreenpointAttack! (all one word and exclamation point required, one can only assumes). Glad to have him aboard. Okay, I am okay with having him aboard.
I joke. I kid. Then I joke again.
Funny note, CPD didn't even know what a football looked before joining the ChopStar Nation, choosing instead to spend his formative years knee deep in interpretive dance and mime. So, that only proves that anyone can get the fantasy football bug and be moderately successful at it.
Another funny note, CPD isn't even close to being moderately successful at anything else, and he recently shared with me that if he didn't have the ChopStar Nation in his life he would most likely end his miserable existence. I told him that leaving Greenpoint would probably help a great deal in turning his doldrums around, but what do I know? He claims that the smell of cabbage is calming to him.
Anyway, keep the hits coming.
Cheers,
ETL
CSNFFLC
2 comments:
First of all, Greenpoint, that Paris of Brooklyn does not smell like cabbage. It smells like roses and happiness and unicorns.
Unfortunately, unicorns smell like cabbage (which is weird), so yes, in a roundabout way, Greenpoint, that Paris of Brooklyn, smells like cabbage (but only because it smells like unicorns and unicorns smell like cabbage)
Secondly, SUCK IT, Buck Nasty, because TheGreenPointAttack! is going to tromp all over you JUST LIKE WE DID LAST SEASON (WHEN WE WERE CALLED THE KIRKETEERS).
Now is it TheGreenpointAttack! or TheGreenPointAttack! (with the P in caps)? I just want to be consistent when I write my updates on how you and your sissy team are going to their asses kicked week in and week out. I am nothing if not thorough.
Weirdly, I actually knew about the unicorns and cabbage connection. I will never tell how...
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