Tuesday, July 13, 2010

A Little Bit Country

Next up is Mr. Ryan Murphy, world famous poet and ex-chain smoker. He is our only coach living out in the wilds and open country this year. So he will be making his picks via carrier pigeon or smoke signal. On a side note, he now writes his poems in the dirt on the side of a dirt road with a stick for none to see. Usually his tears wash away the poem before the wind can whisk them away into oblivion, but sometimes the wind wins out.

The Millbrook Midgets maybe small in stature and manners and good graces, but they are mighty in throwing cowpies and wooing innocent farm maidens. That's what I heard at least.

Welcome mighty Midgets, may you do better than you did last year.

ETL
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2 comments:

Unknown said...

eff that, I am a former champ and deserve more respect

E. Tyler Lindvall said...

Oh, silly Ryan, you know you are only as good as your last season. This is the harsh reality of brutal world we call Fantasy Football.

I have hopes for you though. High hopes.

ETL
CSNFFLC