Week 2 Predictions

Here we go...into the wild blue yonders of Week 2 in the ChopStar Nation.  Who will win?  Who will lose?  The world is all a twitter with expectation.  Here are your match-ups and here is what we think will happen:

1. The Buck Nasty vs. The Mayhem!

   The surprise upset the Mayhem! gave to the old Thunderhorses last week still reverberates throughout their locker room.  They like to get all the good news they can.  Because, you know, it is so few and far between.  Sadly, their luck does not continue into Week 2, when they run smack dab into the Nasty, who also happen to be pretty high off their Week 1 win.  This one is predicted to be closer than it really will be.  Pick this week: The Buck Nasty.
   
   

2. The GreenPointAttack! vs. Muslim Sisterhood

   The juggernaut that is the Sisterhood against our own little David in the GreenPointers.  This one should really be a no-brainer, right?  Sisterhood should slaughter the GPA, right?  Well, normally we would say this is the no-brainer of no-brainers, but we heard a rumor that Danny Amendola won't be playing this Thursday night for the GPA, and suddenly this no-brainer of no-brainers got all the more brainless.  Does that make sense?  If not, here's our pick to win: Muslim Sisterhood.
   
   

3. Marshall vs. Brew City Bombers

   Marshall really wants to start their come back here in Week 2.  And we would like that for them.  The Bombers would like one too, which honestly just seems a whole lot more likely.  All three of the Bombers WRs should step up and have a big week, dwarfing all of Marshall's little, tiny WRs.  Okay, except for Tavon Austin, none of Marshall's WRs are particularly small, but except for Julio Jones, none of them will put up the numbers they need to to get past BCB.  Sorry, Marshall.  There is always Week 3 to start your campaign to victory.  Pick this week: Brew City Bombers.
   
   

4. The FightingFighters vs. The Warriors

   The question of what to do with David Wilson will plague the Fighters this week, much like it will plague them each week.  And right now, they don't have much of bench to dip into to replace the guy.  So, that being said, along with Warriors looking to make up for last week's lost, and their two solid but as of yet sort of under-utilized RB twosome, leads us to the only conclusion any sane person can make.  Prediction: The Warriors.
   
   

5. Thunderhorses vs. The Ex Presidents

   By all accounts and any measure, this one looks to be close.  Even their benches are predicted to get ridiculously close scores.  So, who is to say which is to win?  Oh.  That's right.  We are.  And with the Ex Prez's Green Bay Packers heavy team against the rattled Washington Redskins DEF, the edge has to go their way, right?  Yep, that's right.  This weeks pick: The Ex Presidents.
   
   

6. God Hearts SackBags vs. The SwineFlu

   Many of you have messaged me, asking if God Hearts SackBags are going to get their shit together.  To which we replied: Like in Fantasy Football, or just in general?  To which most of you said, Well, originally I was just asking about Fantasy Football, but, now that you mention it, do you think they will ever get their shit together in a general sense?  Our answer: maybe.  But probably not this week.  Easy prediction: The SwineFlu.
   

And here are your rankings after Week 1: 

Rank	Team	W-L-T		Points
Division 1
2	The Buck Nasty	1-0-0		137.16
4	The Ex Presidents	1-0-0		122.02
6	The Mayhem!	1-0-0		107.78
8	Brew City Bombers	0-1-0		94.62
9	Thunderhorses	0-1-0		87.18
11	Marshall	0-1-0		84.28
Division 2
1	Muslim Sisterhood	1-0-0		149.78
3	The SwineFlu	1-0-0		128.22
5	TheFightingFighters	1-0-0		113.50
7	The Warriors	0-1-0		95.86
10	TheGreenpointAttack!	0-1-0		87.00
12	God Hearts SackBags	0-1-0		47.52

Best of luck to all of you that are not the The Mayhem!

This has been ETL your CSNFFLC