Nation, we have a problem. I always thought of this blog as a way for us to interact. I dreamed of it as place that would incite pages upon pages of smack talk, yo-moma jokes, and/or the periodic I-Hate-Billy-Cueto-So-Fucking-Much-That...digs. None of this has happened. I feel as if I am writing into a vacuum, a vacuum of, to be blunt, boring Nationers. None of us are boring as individuals, believe me, I know, but as a collective, as a movement, as a Fantasy Football League I fear we are dull. It hurts. It sucks. I blame Billy Cueto.
So it goes.
Here are your rankings, if you care.
Division 1 W-L-T
2. God Hearts Sackbangs 3-0-0
4. TheFightingFighters 2-1-0
6. The Buck Nasty 1-2-0
8. TheSwineFlu 1-2-0
10. Person of God 1-2-0
11. Marshall 1-2-0
Division 2
1. Brew City Bombers 3-0-0
3. The Warriors 2-1-0
5. The Mayhem! 2-1-0
7. Thunderhorses 1-2-0
9. TheGreenPointAttack! 1-2-0
12. Gillemonster 0-3-0
We have some wonderful, and what will more than likely turn out to be very close match-ups this week. Both the 3-0-0 teams, God Hearts Sackbags and Brew City Bombers, battle each other for ChopStar Nation 2012 domination...at least for the first month.
Cheer-up all you 2-1-0 and 1-2-0 teams, and even you 0-3-0 team, for the season is still young and it is still anyone's game. You can still be in this to win it. You're still boring as fuck, but we can work on that too.
Cheers,
ETL
CSNFFLC
5 comments:
You're boring, you boring bastard. Also, God Hearts SackBags is so going to murder...who are we playing again?
Maybe the Nation should take a (collective) moment to celebrate the fact that Person of God is doing so poorly.
Or am I the only one happy about that? Oh, I'm the jerk, right? Fine. Fine. Be that way.
~cpd
Colin P. Devious - if in fact that is your real name - you suck.
POG will rise from the ashes like a phoenix that was on fire and thrown in ashes.
That's HELLA ash—POG world HQ must be terrible for allergies
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