Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Week 5 - Sad Times for the Nasty

Nationers, we here at the ChopStar Nation love you all, but we are biased toward one team in particular -- The Buck Nasty.  We like their moxie.  We like their spunk.  We like their patriotic avatars.  Most of all we think their coach is extremely charming.  All that being said, it is with heavy hearts that we here at the HQ have to admit that The Buck Nasty sucks.  They just can't seem to get it together.  They want to win, but then they almost always lose.  It is what it must feel like to be wake up in the morning, scratch your balls, and remember you are Billy Cueto.  Crushing.  Devastating.

But we here at the Nation are a community.  When one wins, we all win.  When one losses, we all lose.  That being said, when Marshall wins, it is a grand day for all of us to rejoice.  And not only did they win in Week 4, they KILLED it.  They would have beat everybody.  No, not just every team in the ChopStar Nation, they would have beat everybody in every league.  They put on a masterful display of strength, poise, and perseverance.  When Marshall wins, we all win.  Sadly, that doesn't happen too often.

Now, if only we could get Gillemonster a win.  Sadly, that happens even LESS.  There is always next year, Gillemonster, there is always next year.  The Buck Nasty is already looking forward to it.  It can't come soon enough.

This has been ETL, your CSNFFLC.

Here are our current standings:

Rank Team W-L-T






Division 1
2. God Hearts SackBags 3-1-0






4. TheFightingFighters 2-2-0






5. Marshall 2-2-0






6. The SwineFlu 2-2-0






7. Person of God 2-2-0






11. The Buck Nasty 1-3-0






Division 2
1. Brew City Bombers 4-0-0






3. The Warriors 3-1-0






8. The Mayhem! 2-2-0






9. TheGreenpointAttack! 2-2-0






10. Thunderhorses 1-3-0






12. Gillemonster 0-4-0






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