The rumors are true. As reported late last night on ESPN, the ChopStar Nation can now confirm that a Mr. Billy Cueto is back. As of 11 in the p.m. EST Coach Billy Cueto has registered his team, The Mayhem!, in the 2011 ChopStar Nation Fantasy Football League.
How does the Nation feel about their wayward son returning to its flock? Only time will tell. For now we can say that we may be able to forgive, but we will never forget. We will never forget how that cock-sucking, baby-raping, motherless, goat-fucker abandoned us when we were at our most vulnerable -- say 2009 -- and now after moving to California Billy is all walking around like he is the cock of the block, thinking he can just come back to the Nation, with us waiting here with open arms and smile in our heart, all the while the knife wound from the knife he plunged into all of our backs is still an open wound that just may never heal. No we will not forget. And we will most likely never be able to love Billy Cueto again. But, Nation, we must look at Billy's return as an opportunity. This is a chance for us to pull one of our greatest enemies close to our chest and keep him there while we wait. So snuggle up Billy boy, get nice and comfortable, and someday -- maybe today, maybe tomorrow, maybe ten years from now -- you're going to get that knife returned to you, right in the gut.
So, Billy is back, but that doesn't mean we have to like it. All being said, welcome home, Billy, welcome home.
In other news, J. Manuel Gonzales also registered last night.
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