2012 is new and fresh. 2011 is not the distant memory we had hoped for, but it will behind us soon enough. It should be said that here in the Nation 2011 was the year of sick pigs and chaos, for our 2011 Champ is none other than The SwineFlu. Congrats. You deserve it. The bigger surprise is our runner-up: The Mayhem!. 2nd place is better than any of us would have ever predicted at the start of the season. Both of these teams are worthy winners (or almost winners). Congrats coaches.
Admittedly, this was a rather lame year in the ChopStar Nation and we have no one to blame but our CSNFFLC...now, now...I know what you are thinking, "Come on, Commish, don't be so hard on yourself." And maybe you are right. We all kind of sucked. The banter was thin. The camaraderie was even thinner. The posting on the blog was pathetic, if it there was any at all. The truth be told, it was ill-conceived to move of our headquarters in the middle of the season. That was dumb. That will not happen again. Next year will be better.
Speaking of lame: two of you deadbeats still owe me $20 for your ChopStar Nation dues. If your name is Farooq or Manuel, than you owe me $20 and I hate you. Please pay my PAYPAL account, using chopstar06@mac.com, immediately, because, you know, it really is kind of bullshit.
Let me leave you all with the immortal words of our own coach of TheFightingFighters: "I hate you all. Yet I love you all." That sums up ChopStar Nation to a tee I think.
Until August...
E. Tyler Lindvall
CSNFFLC
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