Week 1 Match-Ups Part 2

Here we go again.  ChopStar Nation Week 1 Match-Ups Part 2.  NFL starts tomorrow in Green Bay, where our own Sara Gilley will be.  Maybe she can take some photos and we can post them here.  Just saying.  Tell Aaron Rodgers "hi."

Now let's look at our three other match-ups for this week.


The SwineFlu vs. Thunderhorses.  The battle for Chicago supremacy will be over once I get there, so this match-up is key for who will be in second place for the remainder of the year.  Who will be number 2 in Chicago?  SwineFlu come sprinting out of the gate with Drew Brees as QB, then we look down and see not one, not two, but three mediocre WRs, sad but true.  But there is hope in there monster RB crew of Greene on the Jets and Blount on Bucs.  These two go together nicely.  Questions plague the Thunderhorses as well.  Will Greg Jennings have a good year with Finley back.  Will Arian Foster repeat his performance of last year, or is he a Fantasy Football one-hit wonder?  All in all, this will shake out with a Thunderhorse win, but it will closer than what Yahoo predicts.

TheGreenpointAttack! vs. God Hearts Sackbags.  Let's go Sanchez!  Let's go Sanchez!  Actually, it is tough for me admit, but I think Sanchez will have a decent week this week if avoids turnovers, so the QB pointer will probably lean over to the Sackbags this week...what...oh wait...GreenpointAttack has Vick?  Okay, fuck that.  Vick will kill Sanchez, and then he will go back in time and kill Sanchez's father so Mark Sanchez will have never existed, leaving the Sackbags with no QB at all.  Luckily for the Sackbags, both teams WRs are equally good, but not great, just good.  Unluckily for the Sackbags, the Attack's RBs are both twice their RBs.  Seriously, Heartbags, who the fuck did you draft in early rounds?  Oh, that's right, the soon-to-be-never-have-existed Mark Sanchez.  That was funny.  Anyway, GreenpointAttack will slaughter the Sackbags this week and probably any other week they play them.

The Mayhem! vs. Brew City Bombers.   The Mayhem!'s coach came into this season with guns a blazing.  It was just too bad his energy wasn't better spent on draft day.  Seriously, if it weren't for God Hearts Sackbags, The Mayhem! would be the one we were all making fun of on draft day.  We will all be making fun of him for the rest of the year as Eli Manning fumbles and throws picks, Percy Harvin gets headaches, Roy Williams dies of old age, and Darren McFadden and Michael Turner each get injured from overuse.  But if The Mayhem! wants to get a win, this could be the week for them.  Both RBs on the Bombers have a lot to prove, especially Matthews.  And Green Bay's DEF could get crushed by a hungry Saints offense.  Mayhem! could really come out of this week with a win, but they won't.  I wish I could say it will be close, but it won't be.  Rest easy Mayhemers!, next year is only 12 short months away.

There you have it.  Our Week 1 forecast.  Be sure to go to each Match-Up page and vote for who you think will win...I am looking for full participation this year.

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Cheers,

ETL
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