What? We got all twelve teams registered (still only one person has paid their dues, but I am not going to rant about that right now) in the ChopStar Nation.
First, we need to welcome our newest member, Mr. Gordon B. N. Haber, coach of the awkwardly named TheFightingFighters. Yes, we finally got the Haber. I've had my eye on him for quite some time, never saying anything before, not wanting to get everyone's hopes up until I knew if all the stars would finally align. We needed to trim our fat (Die Billy Cueto, fucking die) and then I had to pull out all the stops and put the old hard sell on Haber. All summer Gordon has been recruited, wined and dined, by some of the finest Fantasy Football leagues out there, but we got him. He has finally signed with the ChopStar Nation. Gordon will be a welcome ray of angst, laced with lots of piss and vinegar, all of which I think will add a lot of color to this year's smack talk.
Lastly, Jeremy Honness, the coach of the Thunderhorses, has finally registered, rounding us out to our lean and mean 12 team roster. Welcome Honness. Pay me my money.
We got a solid set of coaches here this year. I think it is going to be fun.
Our draft is in 18 days, 9 hours, and 39 minutes. Let's get it on.
ETL, CSNFFLC
1 comment:
Commish. I would like you to know, that while I might have been the last team to register, I will be one of the first to pay.
I sent a check to HQ for the Thunderhorses and the Swine Flu your way. Of course this commingling of money here in Chicago leaves us ripe for collusion. The Chicago Machine exists even in fantasy football.
Your all fucked.
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